Filming (18/01/2009)

The pure bloody comedy magic of The ReplicaGooseEgg is being reborn. 'Hurrah', cry comedy lovers nationwide, 'thank fuck the hiatus is over and Minnsy's strange little cat head is back on YouTube!'

Upon arrival on set, David 'Filthy Paws' Marshall gave a brief interview on rebirth of Hull's favourite comedy group (second only to the Hull Blokes). 'I never thought it would happen' he said, chuckling to himself. 'I mean, if I didn't have this in life, I'd have probably wanked myself into oblivion months long ago.' After giving me an odd (yet suggestive look), he was whisked away to the make-up studio for some heavy powdering and bottom-paddling.

Meanwhile, Adam Jackson made a less grand entrance, walking in a sole full of dog shite and treading it into the depths of Minnsy's shagpile rug. Minnsy would have been furious if only he'd noticed that his beloved rug had disappeared. It now lies cremated in the bottom of his wheelie bin. Adam didn't want to comment on the matter and forgot the incident as soon as he adorned the mask of everyone's favourite YouTube star, Masked Dan.

Shortly after all had arrived for the shoot, Minnsy awoke from his slumber and graced us with his presence wearing his trademark (now heavily soiled) dressing gown. Now, everyone knows Minnsy is a professional and he doesn't waste any time getting down to business. So after he had grabbed a cup of tea, drove to McDonalds for a Double Sausage McMuffin Meal, popped into the corner shop for a packet of bacon, and drank another cup of tea, he was ready to start and also tell us he had left an important part of his costume at work. Continuity means nothing to him. He's a hero to many people; to me, he's a cretin.

During the shoot, I giggled. I giggled a lot. That sort of giggling when I laugh through my nose and it sounds (and looks) like I'm on the brink of some horrid fitting session. Apart from giggling, I pointed the camera in the wrong direction often, and watched gleefully as Marshall had fake blood poured all over face and down his ear.